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The Jorg Show
01:38
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Jorg, who’s Jorg?
Jorg is a miner, digging up jorg
Jorg, what’s jorg?
Jorg is an ore, or a rock that you’ll find in Blehk
Where’s that?
Nobody knows, but judging by the accent
Somewhere in Eastern Europe
Jorg comes through a portal
To hang out with your girlfriend
Platonically, don’t you worry about them
He’s not so bad
Your new comrade
Name rhymes with “morgue”
Jorg Jorg Jorg Jorg Jorg Jorg Jorg Jorg
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2. |
Cool Dome
02:53
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It’s a wonderful dome
Solid gold and jewel encrusted
Famous architects designed it
With the help of otherworldly beings
That’s what you’re seeing
You obviously can’t afford this dome
If you touch the dome
An unseen force repels your hand
And it begins to glow pulsatingly
With many different colors
Which scares off your younger brother
You obviously can’t afford this dome
Cool dome
Cool dome
The omniscient dome
Stands remote above the valley
It calls out to you, transmitting words
Into your feeble, human mind
That’s when you find
You obviously have to own it
You definitely can’t forego it
The time is now to buy the dome
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3. |
Neighbor John
03:08
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Two worlds
One is in my brain
The other’s in the way
But I’m gonna change that
Today
Everyone will see
The place the world could be
Without them
He’s gone, she’s gone
Everybody’s missing except my neighbor John
Even though he lives next door
We don’t say hello anymore
In the hall, I pass John by
I wonder if he’s seen outside today
Has he seen outside today?
Loud sounds
Came from far away
They kept me awake
All hours
The ground was
Covered in their tracks
They used to run in packs
All over
No more tracks left on the ground
No more distant scary sounds
Peering through the window shade
No one out there to take my time away
He’s gone, she’s gone
Everybody’s missing except my neighbor John
Even though he lives next door
We don’t say hello anymore
In the hall, I pass John by
I wonder if he’s seen outside today
Has he seen outside today?
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4. |
Bug Tent
04:09
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This is impossible, kid
There’s no way out of this
Time to meet
Our own meat, oh no
Don’t look now they’re coming for us
Staring at our succulent parts
Nothing between them and you and me
How did we end up here anyhow
Inside this lair of creepy crawlies
They really want to eat us
Twenty foot insects
The hungry caterpillar
Craves human flesh
As it turns out
There’s a switch on the wall
The switch gets pulled
And down into the pit trap we fall
Hit the ground, open up our eyes
See the bugs are impaled on spikes
We’re safe for now until we turn around
Behind us is a giant snail
He doesn’t want to eat us
Just wants to make us his slaves
Today marks a new era
In the snail’s evil reign
Get into bed
Give it a chance
Take off your clothes
No mosquitoes
In the bug tent
You are safe from the bugs
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5. |
Kill the Bassist
02:52
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Don’t run away
Please don’t try to run away
We’ve been playing for so long
Working hard for our moment on the big stage
Why would you run away?
It’s the perfect plan
How can I make you understand?
All the right stuff
But it’s simply not enough anymore
To land a band a record deal
We’ve got to get the people’s attention
My mind is made up, there ain’t no other way
First we kill the bassist
Then we will be famous
First we kill the bassist
Then we will be famous
So go and ask yourself
What would Victor Wooten do?
And before Flea was Flea
And he was Michael Balzary
Would he pass up on the chance to get the Chilis on TV?
Mike Watt,
Carol Kaye and Carlos D
If you want to play like them
You can head to the woodshed
Do you really want to practice forever?
When all it takes is to be murdered (hey, hey, hey)
For everyone to know your name
First we kill the bassist
Then we will be famous
First we kill the bassist
Then we will be famous
First we kill the bassist
Then we will be famous
First we kill the bassist
Then we will be famous
The drummer’s days are numbered
Put the singer through the ringer
But first we kill the bassist
And cut off all his fingers
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6. |
Empty Forms
03:51
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I’m an empty form (I’m so empty)
Will you fill me out (will you fill me?)
And tell me all about (ah)
Yourself and what you eat
I’d really like to get to know you
Yeah I need your information
So tell me what’s your story, tell me who are you
And tell me everywhere you’ve been
I’m a petition (a petition)
Here to save us all (here to save us)
From having to explain (ah)
Ourselves on empty forms
I’m paper with a purpose
I’m out here in the rain
I’ve only got one question
Do you care to sign your name?
(For our eyes only, for our eyes only)
Deep within our database
(For our eyes only, for our eyes only)
Your name will never be erased
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7. |
Neanderthal
03:20
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No one else lights a fire in my heart like you
How it burns with an everlasting passion for you, my one true
Neanderthal, neanderthal
This one’s for you, this one’s for you
It took 40,000 years to find your bones in a cave
Wasn’t long before they sequenced your DNA
You were born in a secret lab in North Dakota
That’s where went spent all our days and nights trying to find a way out
Neanderthal, I won’t forget you
I’ll keep your memory alive
'cause after all that you’ve been through
I should have been the one who died
Neanderthal, I still remember
The scene reflected in your eyes
The lab engulfed in flames, the men screaming out in pain
And I could have swore I saw you smile, I saw you smile
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8. |
Untrigintillion
03:56
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One by one, paperclips are made
Darker times beginning to fade
Into the dawn of a new age
Don’t expect to understand
When factories envelop the land
Too late to rewrite the master plan
Make sure every order’s filled
Increase the score by one until
Untriginitillion
Untriginitillion
It’s more than a number
More than a number
Some kind of wonder
It’s like no other
No other number
Complete the task, win a prize
Trim the fat, optimize
The loop repeats and multiplies
Starting when AI explodes
It ends with 96 zeroes
Untriginitillion
Untriginitillion
It’s more than a number
More than a number
Some kind of wonder
It’s like no other
No other number
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9. |
Villain in Training
04:06
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Back when I used to be a nice boy
And everyone kept bothering me
I would picture myself dancing
Quite violently
On a black cloud, above the trees
Dance and dance until I fall
On the bloody branches sprawled
It's gonna take some time
I'll be the first to admit
Baby steps of evil
Until I get the hang of it
Villain in training
The title sounds good to me
Already tried being a good dude
But being good only got me so far
So if you catch me doing bad things
Like stealing your car
I get it, I know it's hard
Shake your fist and curse my name
I’ll wait my turn in the turning lane
It's gonna take some time
I'll be the first to admit
Baby steps of evil
Until I get the hang of it
Villain in training
The title sounds good to me
I didn't mean to bore ya
With my negative aura
It's gonna take some time
Villain in training
You know, the title sounds good to me
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10. |
The Pope Calls for Peace
05:28
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If could do without the internet
And fade into the transcendental web that connects us all
Well I would do so in a second, though
First I really ought to take this call
The pope texted me, he said, “Doug, do you want to hang out tonight?”
From a window I watch Vatican plains
Dangle a cross while the cardinals graze
If no one will chill, then how can I chill?
My chances of making a living wage have decreased dramatically
Long before I was born, men made it so, it's modern history
Don't you think I ought not to care so much, yeah maybe, ah maybe
While I still got it, got to use that magic touch to make somebody else happy
The pope texted me
Do you want to hang out tonight?
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